Dawn Carey <smoothandjuicy>
"I am a Catholic. In case of an accident please call a priest."


DUUUUUUUDE!!


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I know, I know.. I'm a nerd..




A quiet night in in Lisdonagh consists of:

-2 bottles of wines and the Notebook
-Mary and Eimear telling me the ending of the film
-17 stolen phonebooks stacked outside our door
-17 stolen phonebooks being thrown outside our window
-Me and Eimear collecting 17 stolen phonebooks while trying to avoid being hit by eggs
-Me throwing my phone against the wall
-The lads thrashing our house
-My underwear being tried on.. And then getting thrown out the window
-Dancing around the kitchen
-Someone getting sick out our window
-The Guards getting called to our house.. Twice
-Waving at the Guards
-TROLLEY WARS!
-End the night by finishing the Notebook


WE LOVE YOU WISCONSIN!!


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Dawn Carey says:

""Obama Baraka is hot for an aul fella" The wise words of Mary McLoughlin" (2 days ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Ted Lynott
Thinks he has ovaries..

music!!
Anything really, I'm not too fussy! Fallout Boy, The Kooks, Razorlight, The Feeling, The Killers, Snow Patrol, Greenday, The Blizzards, Scouting For Girls, The Hoosiers, BOYZONE!!! They're back, A Boyzone shaped void in my life has finally been filled!
fav films...
10 things i hate about you! seriously best film ever..! Zoolander, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2 and 3, waynes world (ya gotta love it!) John Tucker must die, Jackass, Grease (i'm such a saddo, i know all the words), titanic makes me cry everytime without fail.. HAIRSPRAY!
emmm....sports....
S-p-ort?? Oooh sport... well.. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah  ahahahaha Ah no I watch it if that counts? It doesn't? Oh well, there ya go.
Loves...
When I can afford to shop in River Island!!..... My camera, I'd be lost without it!... When I'm out and about with all the girlies and Ted of course!. .....Haribos...... Pancakes, yummers!...... Prezzies for no reason........ Memories, reminiscing..... Looking at clothes, Buying clothes, Wearing new clothes... Hmm I see a pattern forming.......Shopping.......  . getting ready for going out.......spending (other peoples) money..... Laughing at Mr.Giblin (put a tomotoe on it!) he's class!
Hates
VODKA.....my straightener.. why won't it work??!..... People standing on your feet in heels, its happened to me too many times......Seious conversations, they never seem to end well..... When it rains in summer/as soon as you've straightened your hair....... Getting sick in bathrooms in Belmullet........ Moths.......When people don't text back/stop texting for no reason...... wasps, my poor ear!....... Being sober on a night out.... Being sick on a night out..... Being sick fullstop!
Quotes!
"What plants grows from a bulb?... Emmm, Carcuses" "I don't care, I'm having a TUC!" "Back when God was a gasuar" "Is maith liom mo chlann caca milis" "He looks just like he does in the poster!" "Your hair smells like hair" "Is that a pregnancy test??" "Group Shower!!!!" "Lets go get an education!" "Excuse me, do you know where my friends are?" "Dawn, if it wasn't for Ted we'd be an item!" "That soup was divine!" "I'd love to hug a priest" "Thats wrong R O N G wrong!" "HATCHA!" "Well if you'd the fear of God.." "Anyone that shaves a cow should go to jail" "I couldn't spell me name til I was in 3rd class!" "You're a big FAT liar" "You're a FAT mistake" "Go put a plastic bag over your head to hide your ugliness" "I had crabs." "Do I have ovaries?" "I'd love to hug a priest" "Wow, that bird really turns me on..." "You're as hot as a monkey" "Thou art the fruit of whoring" "Common strumpet" "Wow, that bird really turns me on.." I'm getting nothing over here! "
My Friends, love ye!!
Well what can I say.... ye're all cracked, mad in the head, slightly odd, a bunch of freaks, I'm afraid ye'll rape me (or in Emma's case, I'll rape her..), lunatics, weirdos, I'm afraid for my health when I'm around ye, ye come out with the strangest things but ye still make me laugh, boggers (nothing wrong with it) and ye scare the hell outa me but I wouln't have ye any other way! In all honesty my life would be pretty dull without ye're oddness so Emma, Jackie, Nicola, Mary, Ailish, Pam, Ali, Shar, Aoife, Eleanor and all the lads too, I love ye all to bits! Ye are the oxygen that keeps me alive! Ok slight over-exageration there but ye know what I mean..

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  • dawn dictionary

    collection of words i seem to have made up in my time!!

    idiocity stupid or idiotic, eg, don't insult my idiocity
    lonerfied to be deserted bt everyone, eg, i've just been lonerfied!
    delonerfied when people realise how much they missed u and return to ur presence
    confuzzle to be confused by something
    score ok i didn't make up this but i say it a lot..
    shrik combination of 'shit' and 'frick' made up in our very exciting phys/chem classes "physics is a science of accurate measurement"..
    frick didn't make this up either but again i say it a lot. polite word instead of saying f**k
    fantabulous fantastic + fabulous = fantabulous!
    fabtabulous ted made this up while trying to write fantabulous
    ginormus gigantic + enormus = ginormus!
    duh-head a stupid person, eg, u big duh-head
    superfantasticle ted made this up...amazing, wonderful, brilliant, me, etc
    sexymalicious I stole this off Jackie, she's so cool!
    distrupt I thought this actually was a word...

    to be continued.....

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  • xxx...story of my life...xxx

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    ♥Starkle, starkle, little twink,
    Who the hell you are I think,
    I'm not under what they call
    The alcofluence of incohol.
    I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
    I'm just a little slort of sheep.
    Tee martoonis make a guy
    Fool so feelish, don't know why
    Rally don't know who's me yet
    The drunker I stay the longer I get
    So just one more to full my cup,
    I've all day sober to Sunday♥
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  • Aoife Forde Aoife Forde

    Yup i sure am...if i gets in obv..:L :L !!Cant wait to see dem..!:D Even if iv to listen from outside!!17 is sucha looser age..!!
    Then iv got XMas partay sat night in crockets...shall be fun:D :D :D !!
    O good luck with them..:D !U been out up there lately..?!X

    9 hours ago
  • Aoife Forde luv Aoife Forde

    Sup...:) ?!

    Any fun 4me..?!Out this weekend...:D :D ?!

    9 hours ago
  • Eimear O' Hara Eimear O' Hara

    Oh ya we better get the kitchen this year! Way too hot in the sitting room! Haha we're havin a talent show tomorrow! :L

    9 hours ago via Mobile
  • Tara Carey Tara Carey

    Y dd u go :O ??

    :P

    10 hours ago via Mobile
  • Ali T luv Ali T

    im good now...sick with the flu yet again!! :( alls quite,,,u headin 2 quattro fri nite?!!! xxx

    1 day ago
  • Tom Gaughan Tom Gaughan

    ya forming a cult wanna join

    2 days ago
  • Katherine Connaughton Katherine Connaughton

    ur such a copy cat wiv the laptop!!haha,..

    no1 is safe is right,..love the photo of duge sleepn!!!! great!!

    so did ya go to the library?? :L :L :L

    2 days ago
  • Eimear O' Hara luv Eimear O' Hara

    Mo Dhia Dawn! :L haha stuff for ya! :P ya down for x-mas ya? x

    2 days ago via Mobile
  • Ali T luv Ali T

    no frikin way...:) :) did u get it right this time,,,??? instead of ending up with a liquid that looked and smelled like sick??!!! im soo proud of u!!! hows u neway??!! xxxx

    3 days ago
  • .Xx.Sharona.Xx. .Xx.Sharona.Xx.

    Heya petal;) !! Ahh its alrite.....no bother atal huni!! Nothing is different really....its shityness?:P ! Hows u keepn!! xx xx

    4 days ago
  • Thomas Farrell Thomas Farrell

    haha was lookin through your photos and seen all them from the freshers ball!!! ahhhh some craic it was, couldnt find them ones where i was in a ball though lickin yere faces!!!!!!!x

    4 days ago
  • Tara Carey luv Tara Carey

    :D :P

    5 days ago via Mobile
  • Eimear O' Hara Eimear O' Hara

    Heya..! Busy studying im guessing..(; hows things down there? x

    6 days ago via Mobile
  • Loretta Doherty Loretta Doherty

    hey coz how r ya im almost sur i pumped into ya thur;) had u good nite?

    1 week ago
  • Joseph Collins Joseph Collins

    OMG:O :O :O :O just as a friend??Skank!you asked me back to your house!........i suppose ill get over it!

    iv got a class idea!......dya wanta go chasin pigions in eyre square??

    1 week ago
  • James Coultry James Coultry

    Note to sefl tuck penis in when Dawn Carey is around ... :L :L :L

    don't be daft ... I was raving with drink ... :L :L

    Did ya havea good night ...???

    1 week ago
  • Genevieve Staff Genevieve Staff

    story buzz!!!
    hav a good nite thurs??!!

    come out ta glasan next week, not even as a joke!!!:P :P

    1 week ago
  • Katherine Connaughton Katherine Connaughton

    oh my god sounds seriouse,.


    but wait,.. mick was at home on thur!!!!!

    u out 2nyt,.longnecks?il have to visit!!


    1 week ago
  • Katherine Connaughton Katherine Connaughton

    haha,..legend of a night,..

    dont forget our new latvian friends,.. WHAT were we thinkn??

    what,..u tell me who they were,.il sort them out!!,.. did they get n2 ur knickers again? :L :L :L :L

    1 week ago
  • Katherine Connaughton luv Katherine Connaughton

    hahaha,...aw,.u loved it realy ay big drunk!!!!,....

    u forgot harry,...

    touch ur nose,...

    :L

    2 weeks ago